I
   THINK
          THAT
                WOMEN
                       ARE
                            ONLY
                                  A
                                     LITTLE
                                             BIT
                                                   BETTER
                                                           THAN
                                                                 MEN!

That's it. I think that women are only a little bit better than men!

You see, I've thought and thought about this for years. And I've concluded that there are only three important things that some women can do that men can't do.

1. CONCEIVE AND BEAR A CHILD
2. NURSE A CHILD
3. PLAY THE WOMAN'S ROLE IN LOVEMAKING

Other than these functions, men can do all the rest.

I know -- since I've done them all -- cooking, cleaning, laundry, child-care (having helped my dressmaker mother care for my baby brother, Bobby, I was prepared to teach Esther how to diaper and bathe our first child, Tim), nursing (bed pans and all), etsettery.

As I noted, my mother was a dressmaker -- with a genius of a talent, but overworked and cheated out of many, many payments -- so I had to learn early the arts of survival by which women have kept men alive and the Earth from becoming a complete stinkpot.

As to erotic lovemaking, I admit THERE IS A PROBLEM:

• there's a lot of NYMPH in most women and not enough SATYR in most men!
• Final score, NYMPHS NYE-UN; SATYRS ZILCH!"