Scene 1. Autobiography (Entracte:
"He's Gone Away For to Stay a Little While")
Scene 2. High-Handed Outrage in Utica
(Entracte: "Johnny's So Long at the Fair")
Scene 3. Among the Free Lovers (Entracte: "Careless Love")
Scene 4. Soliloquy of a Low Thief (Entracte: "Every Night When the Sun Goes Down")
Scene 5. Women's Rights (Entracte: "Ah, Poor Bird")
Scene 6. The Census (Entracte: "Polly Wolly Doodle")
Scene 7. Fourth of July Oration (Entracte: "Hail Columbia, Gem of the Ocean")
Scene 8. The Bard (Entracte: "Greensleeves")
Scene 9. The Shakers (Entracte: "The Gift to Be Simple")
Act II
Prelude 2.
Scene 10. One of Mr. Ward's Business Letters (Entracte: "The Summer Days Are Come Again")
Scene 11. Show Business, The Press, and Lecturers (Entracte: "Pretty Saro")
Scene 12. Among the Spirits (Entracte: "Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence")
Scene 13. School Composition (Entracte: "I Went to the Animal Fair")
Scene 14: The Showman's Courtship (Entracte: "Aura Lee")
Scene 15. Touching Message from a Gory Member of the Home Guard
(Entracte: "When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again")
Scene 16. The "Octoroon" Scam (Entracte: "Cindy")
Scene 17. A Visit to Brigham Young (Entracte: "Mormon Hymn")
Scene 18. The Noble Red Man (Entracte: "Indian Christmas Carol")
Scene 19. Artemus Saves President-Elect Lincoln from a Mob of Office-Seekers (Entracte: "Old Abe Lincoln Came Out of the Wilderness", tune "The Old Gray Goose")