.0 FREELOAD

AMERICA, LAND OF THE FREE(LOADING?)

Are Americans unaware of my thesis? THE ALTERNATIVE TO AUTOMATION AND COMPUTING IS SLAVERY! Perhaps Americans don't know the names of the CREATORS of the ENDOWMENTS gracing our daily lives. It appears that historians and the media and our teachers "don't ask, don't tell". I stumbled on a few items, searched for others. For example, the 1999 World Almanac has a long list of Inventions, pp.601-2, and a long list of Discoveries, pp. 603-4. Remaining ignorant of these ENDOWERS or failing to thank them is FREELOADING. LAST CHANCE FOR REFORM! You won't win a million dollars by correct answers (below), but you can help repay the millions of dollars these benefits represent.
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Founded brain research by discovering neurons: LOUIS PASTEUR.
Founded brain research by discovering neurons: CHARLES BROOKS.
Founded brain research by discovering neurons: WILLIAM HARVEY.
Founded brain research by discovering neurons: SANTIAGO RAMON Y CAJAL.

"Father of The American Industrial Revolution": Benjamin Franklin.
"Father of The American Industrial Revolution": George Washington.
"Father of The American Industrial Revolution": Eli Whitney.
"Father of The American Industrial Revolution": Sam Slater.

Responsible for the first MILITARY ALLOTMENT SYSTEM: Florence Nightingale.
Responsible for the first MILITARY ALLOTMENT SYSTEM: Prince Otto von Bismark.
Responsible for the first MILITARY ALLOTMENT SYSTEM: Adam Smith.
Responsible for the first MILITARY ALLOTMENT SYSTEM: David Gladstone.

"Father of The American Chemical Industry": Josiah Willard Gibbs.
"Father of The American Indusrial Revolution": Count Rumford.
"Father of The American Indusrial Revolution": George Washington Carver.
"Father of The American Indusrial Revolution": Alexander Hamilton.

Creator of strobelight and stroboscope for photographing fast events: George Eastman.
Creator of strobelight and stroboscope for photographing fast events: Thomas Edison
Creator of strobelight and stroboscope for photographing fast events: Harvey Firestone
Creator of strobelight and stroboscope for photographing fast events: Harold Edgerton.

Inventor of bifocal glasses: Isaac Newton.
Inventor of bifocal glasses: Benjamin Franklin.
Inventor of bifocal glasses: Michael Faraday.
Inventor of bifocal glasses: Galileo Galilei.

Inventor of the pedal-steel guitar played in "country music": Johnny Cash.
Inventor of the pedal-steel guitar played in "country music": Loretta Lynn.
Inventor of the pedal-steel guitar played in "country music": Bob Wills.
Inventor of the pedal-steel guitar played in "country music": Les Ford.

Inventor blood plasma: William Harvey.
Inventor blood plasma: Everett Koop.
Inventor blood plasma: Louis Pasteur.
Inventor blood plasma: Charles F. Brooks.

Research made possible Remote Control Device: THOMAS EDISON.
Research made possible Remote Control Device: ALBERT EINSTEIN.
Research made possible Remote Control Device: LEE DE FORREST.
Research made possible Remote Control Device: BILL GATES.

Inventor of the safety elevator: Elisha Otis.
Inventor of the elevator: Thomas Edison.
Inventor of the elevator: Eli Whitney.
Inventor of the elevator: Henry Ford.

Invented first digital computer: Vandevar Bush.
Invented first digital computer: John V. Atanasoff.
Invented first digital computer: J. Presper Eckart, Jr. and John W. Mauchly.
Invented first digital computer: Alan Turing.

Inventor of FM radio transmission: Guillermo Marconi
Inventor of FM radio transmission: Lee de Forrest
Inventor of FM radio transmission: Edwin M. Armstrong.
Inventor of FM radio transmission: David Sarnoff.

Initiated first Social Security system: Queen Victoria.
Initiated first Social Security system: President Franklin Roosevelt.
Initiated first Social Security system: Pince Otto von Bismark.
Initiated first Social Security system: Prime Minister Lloyd George.

Providers of "slave-power" gracing our daily lives: Politicians.
Providers of "slave-power" gracing our daily lives: Sports stars.
Providers of "slave-power" gracing our daily lives: automation and computing programs.
Providers of "slave-power" gracing our daily lives: Entertainment stars.

Creator of logomath models for the logic circuits of computers: John V. Atanasoff.
Creator of logomath models for the logic circuits of computers: George Boole.
Creator of logomath models for the logic circuits of computers: Charles Saunders Peirce.
Creator of logomath models for the logic circuits of computers: Claude Shannon.

Initiator of statistical quality control engineering in America: Walter Shewhart.
Initiator of statistical quality control engineering in America: W. Edwards Deming.
Initiator of statistical quality control engineering in America: Abraham De Moive
Initiator of statistical quality control engineering in America: John Tukey.

Frozen vegetables for fast cooking: Julia Child.
Frozen vegetables for fast cooking: Frank Perdue.
Frozen vegetables for fast cooking: Clifford Birdseye
Frozen vegetables for fast cooking: Martha Stewart.

Set forth principle of the electrical dynamo, making possible lighting in our homes and cities and towns: Joseph Henry.
Set forth principle of the electrical dynamo, making possible lighting in our homes and cities and towns: Benjamin Franklin.
Set forth principle of the electrical dynamo, making possible lighting in our homes and cities and towns: Thomas Edison.
Set forth principle of the electrical dynamo, making possible lighting in our homes and cities and towns: Michael Faraday.

Permanent wave machine for waving hair of both white and Black people: Marjorie Joyner.
Permanent wave machine for waving hair of both white and Black people: Martha Stewart.
Permanent wave machine for waving hair of both white and Black people: Adriene Barbeau.
Permanent wave machine for waving hair of both white and Black people: Claudette Colbert.

Inventor of mechanical lawnmower: Budding.
Inventor of mechanical lawnmower: Paul Revere.
Inventor of mechanical lawnmower: Benjamin Franklin.
Inventor of mechanical lawnmower: Ferrabee.

Automotive windshield wiper: Henry Ford.
Automotive windshield wiper: Anderson
Automotive windshield wiper: Walter Chrysler.
Automotive windshield wiper: Thomas Edison.

Inventor of color television: Dumont
Inventor of color television: Philo Farnsworh.
Inventor of color television: David Sarnoff.
Inventor of color television: John Baird.

Inventor of electronic TV: Dumont
Inventor of electronic TV: Philo Farnsworth.
Inventor of electronic TV: David Sarnoff.
Inventor of electronic TV: John Baird.

Inventor of pneumatic auto tire: Robert Thomson
Inventor of pneumatic auto tire: Thomas Edison.
Inventor of pneumatic auto tire: John Dunlop.
Inventor of pneumatic auto tire: Charles Goodyear.

Inventor of first electric battery: Benjamin Franklin.
Inventor of first electric battery: Thomas Edison.
Inventor of first electric battery: Alessandro Volta.
Inventor of first electric battery: Michael Faraday.

Inventor of dry-cell electric battery: Joseph Henry.
Inventor of dry-cell electric battery: Thomas Edison.
Inventor of dry-cell electric battery: Michael Faraday.
Inventor of dry-cell electric battery: G. Leclanque.

Invented first antiseptic: William Harvey.
Invented first antiseptic: Louis Pasteur.
Invented first antiseptic: Joseph Lister.
Invented first anyiseptic: Charles Brooks.

Invented air conditioner.
Invented air conditioner.
Invented air conditioner.
Invented air conditioner.

Inventor of CAT Scan: Thomas Edison.
Inventor of CAT Scan: Isaac Schmeider.
Inventor of CAT Scan: Godfrey Hounsfield.
Inventor of CAT Scan: Edwin Armstrong.

Inventor of heart pacemaker: Lee De Forrest.
Inventor of heart pacemaker: Paul Zoll.
Inventor of heart pacemaker: Albert Einstein.
Inventor of heart pacemaker: Edwin Armstrong.

Inventor of the synthesizer: Robert Moog.
Inventor of the synthesizer: Bill Gates.
Inventor of the synthesizer: Ray Charles.
Inventor of the synthesizer: Guillermo Marconi.

Inventor of the transistor: John Bardeen.
Inventor of the transistor: Walter H. Brattain.
Inventor of the transistor: Edwin M. Armstrong.
Inventor of the transistor: William Shockley.

Inventor of remote-controlled, jam-proof radio communications system for U.S. military: Edwin Armstrong.
Inventor of remote-controlled, jam-proof radio communications system for U.S. military: Lee De Forrest
Inventor of remote-controlled, jam-proof radio communications system for U.S. military: Charles Goodyear.
Inventor of remote-controlled, jam-proof radio communications system for U.S. military: Hedy Lamarr.

Electronic monitoring for distant patient under intensive care: Mayo Clinic.
Electronic monitoring for distant patient under intensive care: NASA engineers.
Electronic monitoring for distant patient under intensive care: Columbia-Sinai Hospital.
Electronic monitoring for distant patient under intensive care: Columbia-Presbyterian Hospital.

Inventor of X-ray tube: William Shockley.
Inventor of X-ray tube: Albert Einstein.
Inventor of X-ray tube: WilliamCoolidge.
Inventor of X-ray tube: Edwin Armstrong.

Inventor of electric washer: Thomas Edison.
Inventor of electric washer: George Eastman.
Inventor of electric washer: Alexander Graham Bell.
Inventor of electric washer: J. Fisher.

Inventor of repeating rifle: W. Spencer
Inventor of repeating rifle: J. Colt
Inventor of repeating rifle: R. Coolige
Inventor of repeating rifle: Charlton Hesten.

Inventor of rocket engine: John Glenn.
Inventor of rocket engine: Robert Goddard.
Inventor of rocket engine: R. Coolige
Inventor of rocket engine: George Eastman.

Inventor of sewing machine: B. Otis
Inventor of sewing machine: W. Singer.
Inventor of sewing machine: Elias Howe
Inventor of sewing machine: G. Westinghouse..

Inventor of AC Electric Motor: Thomas Edison
Inventor of AC Electric Motor: G. Westinhouse.
Inventor of AC Electric Motor: W. Coolige
Inventor of AC Electric Motor: Nikola Tesla.

Inventor of DC Electric Motor: M. Faraday.
Inventor of DC Electric Motor: Thomas Edison
Inventor of DC Electric Motor: W. Coolige
Inventor of DC Electric Motor: Thomas Davenport.

Inventor of motorcycle: Thomas Edison.
Inventor of motorcycle: E. Farnsworth.
Inventor of motorcycle: W. Coolige
Inventor of motorcycle: Gottlieb Daimler.

Inventor of fountain pen: L. E. Waterman
Inventor of fountain pen: Emma Howe.
Inventor of fountain pen: W. Coolige
Inventor of fountain pen: Nikola Tesla.

Endower of our gift of music: Guido d'Arezzo.
Endower of our gift of music: Nicholas the Greek.
Endower of our gift of music: Pythagoras.
Endowers of our gift of music: The Songbird.

Inventor of ballpoint pem: Thomas Edison
Inventor of ballpoint pen: K. Loud
Inventor of ballpoint pem: W. Coolige
Inventor of ballpoint: Nikola Tesla.

Inventor of machine to create flat-bottomed brown paper bags: MARGARET KNIGHT.
Inventor of machine to create flat-bottomed brown paper bags: George Eastman.
Inventor of machine to create flat-bottomed brown paper bags: Charles Goodyer.
Inventor of machine to create flat-bottomed brown paper bags: W. Otis.

Rotary printing press: Ben Franklin
Rotary printing press: Richard Hoe.
Rotary printing press: Wilbur Brown.
Rotary printing press: Alice Schreiber.

Inventor of web printing press: Ben Franklin.
Inventor of web printing press: W. Hoe.
Inventor of web printing press: Wilbur Brown.
Inventor of web printing press: L. Bullock.

Inventor of vulcanized rubber: Charles Otis.
Inventor of vulcanized rubber: Alexander Hamilton.
Inventor of vulcanized rubber: Charles Goodyear.
Inventor of vulcanized rubber: George Washington Carver.

Inventor of steel converter: Henry Bessemer.
Inventor of steel converter: George Eastman.
Inventor of steel converter: George Spelvin.
Inventor of steel converter: Isaac Schneider.